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the continuing saga of …
THE BEAST OF BERWYN<\/a><\/p>\n

“Let’s go!” Bubs shouts.<\/p>\n

“Time for some mobile blogging!” you yell.<\/p>\n

Bubs guns the squad car down the street.<\/p>\n

“Take Maple Street!” you shout to Bubs.<\/p>\n

“Why?” asks Bubs. “That’s out of the way!”<\/p>\n

“They have good Wi-Fi there!” You open your laptop.<\/p>\n

“The squirrel spit post made it!” you exclaim. “Now for a quick post to whet my readers’ appetites.”<\/p>\n

Bubs yells, “You better hurry! We’re almost out of road!”<\/p>\n

You strain your mind for an appropriate topic. Ah-ha!<\/p>\n

You direct your browser to take an online quiz — ‘What Kind Of Action Hero Are You?’ You fill out three fields, hit Submit. An image slowly loads, indicating…<\/p>\n

‘YOU ARE JAMES BOND’<\/p>\n

You smile to yourself. A quick copy-paste-submit and the rest of the world knows you are James Bond, too.<\/p>\n

Bubs slows down the squad car. The last bits of daylight recede into the horizon as you pull up to the water treatment plant.
“What now, Arny?”, Bubs asks.<\/p>\n

You close the laptop, a stone cold gaze on your face.<\/p>\n

Do you…<\/p>\n


1) Ask Bubs for backup<\/a>
2) Go it alone<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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