Put your question(s) in the comments, and the blog post shall answer.<\/p>\n
Rose asks: A: To provide human beings with a philosophical discussion as an icebreaker in bars.<\/p>\n okjimm asks: A: 2, and please don’t talk about chucking woods. This is a family blog.<\/p>\n Doc asks: A: Brazilian wax is sought after by many discerning record collectors (preferably 180 gram vinyl). You should never smear the wax, but store it in plastic sleeves in a temperature-controlled room with average humidity.<\/p>\n Doc asks: A: The fact that doxes only come in pairs is itself a paradox, and when this is sentence is multipled by two (as it must be to satisfy the definition of paradox’s criteria) creates two paradoxes. It is impossible to name anything less than two paradoxes.<\/p>\n Doc asks: A: Doesn’t everyone know this already? “Panhandlers” are the people that handle your food and dish-cleaning. Chefs and dishwashers serve in strictly supervisory positions. It is the panhandlers that are the grimy core of the culinary arts. <\/p>\n Doc asks: A: For this, look no further than the films of Joel Schumacher. <\/p>\n Doc asks: A: Get a Panhandler (see above)<\/p>\n Doc asks: A: Nope, no suggestions here. Good luck with that.<\/p>\n Doc asks: A: 1) Drawing mustaches on Kate Bush pictures 2) Removing mustaches from Adolph Hitler pictures 3) Writing fan fiction about Kate Bush destroying the Nazis with the power of her music (I’m calling it Vainglorious Bushterds)<\/p>\n Doc asks: A: Nope. Ivory. Would we expect any less from our first president?<\/p>\n Doc asks: A: I don’t understand the question. I thought the stock market was underpinned by hookers and beer.<\/p>\n Doc asks: A: This is not a question.<\/p>\n Randal Graves: A: Typing quickly and repeatedly hitting the “Submit” button is a good start.<\/p>\n Jin: A: Will you await the answers? (yes, you will). Note that I have inserted a question for you and answered it.<\/p>\n Nathan: A: You have to provide more information. There are lots of chickens crossing the road, with their own peculiar reasons. I can’t give you any info until I am sure we are speaking of the same chicken.<\/p>\n Freida Bee: A: Hm, didn’t another blog post address this existential question? This blog post does not do other blog post’s questions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Put your question(s) in the comments, and the blog post shall answer. Rose asks:Aside from punishment to humankind, why are there mosquitoes? A: To provide human beings with a philosophical discussion as an icebreaker in bars. okjimm asks:What wood would Tiger Woods chuck if Tiger Woods chucked his woods? A: 2, and please don’t talk … Continue reading ASK A BLOG POST, WHY DON’T YOU?<\/span>
Aside from punishment to humankind, why are there mosquitoes?<\/span><\/p>\n
What wood would Tiger Woods chuck if Tiger Woods chucked his woods?<\/span><\/p>\n
What is a Brazilian wax and why would someone want to smear wax on a Brazilian? Why not a Panamanian? Or a Cuban?<\/span><\/p>\n
Can you name two paradoxes?<\/span><\/p>\n
Why is a “panhandler” a bum or hobo and not a chef or a dishwasher?<\/span><\/p>\n
What are the three worst cliche’s?<\/span><\/p>\n
How do you handle a hungry man?<\/span><\/p>\n
I suffer from erectile dysfunction, meaning I have trouble getting up in the morning. Any suggestions?<\/span><\/p>\n
Name three of your favorite wastes of time besides blogging.<\/span><\/p>\n
Would George Washington have used a wire brush to clean his wooden teeth?<\/span><\/p>\n
Say I won the lottery. What would be the best way to blow the money? Beer and hookers or the stock market?<\/span><\/p>\n
Sorry. I was just riffing there for a moment.<\/span><\/p>\n
How does one riff like Doc without a guitar?<\/span><\/p>\n
Haahaa!!! Bravo gentlemen. No topping all that so I’ll just await the answers.
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I know why the chicken crossed the road, but why did he cross back again after that?<\/span><\/p>\n
Why are we here?<\/span><\/p>\n