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A new, sobering meme created by JDC<\/a>. <\/p>\n

I was tagged by Jin<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The question is:
“You wake up tomorrow and every person on the planet has vanished.
What do you do?”
The replies are:
Day One
Week One
Month One
Year One<\/p>\n

Day One:<\/span>
HOLY SHIT.
Have some lunch.
HOLY SHIT.
Ride around a bit.
HOLY SHIT.
Dinner.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Try to sleep.<\/p>\n

Week One:<\/span>
I’d probably already be stocking up on supplies. How long would there be electricity? Without people running things, how long would things keep running? I would be thinking about these things, assuming things were<\/span> still running.<\/p>\n

I’d take daily trips (probably multiple trips) in search of others. My mood would alternate between panic and a deep dark depression, I imagine. <\/p>\n

Month One:<\/span>
I start to realize think there is no one else but me. Still taking trips, scanning TV\/radio. At this point I would have scrounged up a HAM radio and tried that, too.<\/p>\n

I would be completely stocked with food (mostly canned goods) from plundering various grocery stores. I would be contemplating growing my own food as well, but might not have started yet.<\/p>\n

Would there be animals? I’d probably like to have some kind of dog so there would be someone I could talk to. It’s likely all the animals in the pet stores I would visit would be dead (maybe not).<\/p>\n

Year One:<\/span>
I have a garden where I grow vegetables. I have lots of food and water. I watch movies, I read books. If I have a dog, I play outside a lot with it. I still check for signs of human life from time to time, but my heart’s not in it.<\/p>\n

I exercise a lot. I get firearms and practice shooting. I try to enjoy my life. I watch sunsets.<\/p>\n

I tag SamuraiFrog<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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