More couplets in the guise of rap lyrics given away for nothing on Twitter. \u00a0Some suck. \u00a0Some are okay.<\/p>\n
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Stealing the mail and the Sunday paper
\nEarning the ire of your fascist neighbor<\/p>\n
Staring at the door to the room you sublet
\nCleaning scrambled eggs off your diamond bracelet<\/p>\n
passable, poseable
\ninstantly disposable<\/p>\n
Catalog your fears, catalog your dreams
\nCatalog what the mailman brings<\/p>\n
Some have friendships, some drown in beers
\nSome have brilliant, heartless careers<\/p>\n
Humdrum and parochial
\nGuileless and colloquial<\/p>\n
Today is important, it’s something big
\nIt deserves this very fancy wig<\/p>\n
Anger, laughter, oversharing
\nAre no substitutes for caring<\/p>\n
Sniffing glue, eating paste
\nSometimes there’s no accounting for taste<\/p>\n
You, with the insect eyes and the spider fingers texting
\nWith the face that’s swollen from multiple bee stings<\/p>\n
Awash in debt, drowning in pools
\nCheck out our website promotional tools<\/p>\n
Ready for what fortune brings
\nFrom the many doings of things<\/p>\n
Yarn, wiring, hammers, and bones
\nMilk crates full of rotary phones<\/p>\n
Who would want to unfollow me
\nFor sharing little bits of poetry?<\/p>\n
IP lawyers scrap and fight
\nPraying at the altar of copyright<\/p>\n
Hands and elbows, knees and feets
\nIngesting all the crunchy beats<\/p>\n
Angry, scornful, looking askance
\nAt the backup singers with the magic pants<\/p>\n
The tourists flock to familiar perches
\nPhotographing all the ruins and churches<\/p>\n
Dead-eyed gamblers, low high rollers
\nThe angry screams of fucked-up bowlers<\/p>\n
Google Analytics, hot apple pie
\nLarks’ Tongues In Aspic and curly fries<\/p>\n
Sprained tendons, Shattered bone
\nMy favorite flavor of ice cream cone<\/p>\n
Like a comfortable chair where nobody sat
\nA trick pulled from a bad writer’s hat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
More couplets in the guise of rap lyrics given away for nothing on Twitter. \u00a0Some suck. \u00a0Some are okay. Stealing the mail and the Sunday paper Earning the ire of your fascist neighbor Staring at the door to the room you sublet Cleaning scrambled eggs off your diamond bracelet passable, poseable instantly disposable Catalog … Continue reading More #RapLyricsFree4Use<\/span>