{"id":474,"date":"2009-03-19T17:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T17:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=474"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:36:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:36:37","slug":"ask-a-blog-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/ask-a-blog-post\/","title":{"rendered":"ASK A BLOG POST"},"content":{"rendered":"

Leave your questions in the comments.<\/p>\n

Beckeye<\/a>:
Hey, blog post. What’s up?<\/span><\/p>\n

Not much. After being published I am just sitting here, waiting to field questions. Thanks for starting me out.<\/p>\n

Randal G<\/a>:
Are you by any chance related to lamp post?<\/span><\/p>\n

I get that sometimes. As far as I have been able to trace my genealogy, there is no relation.<\/p>\n

The Imaginary Reviewer<\/a>:
Which company offers the best long-distance calls service?<\/span><\/p>\n

Being a blog post, I have not had the occasion to make anything but local calls. I look forward to a post of yours dedicated to comparing the likes of WatsonComeHere \u2122 and Strudel Cell \u00a9.<\/p>\n

Jess Wundrun<\/a>:
Where am I?<\/span><\/p>\n

You are taking a staycation at the friendly confines of I, Splotchy.<\/p>\n

Chef Cthulhu<\/a>:
Why is it so hard to flush a grapefruit down the shitter?<\/span><\/p>\n

I’d say the problem isn’t your grapefuit, it’s your shitter. Time to upgrade.<\/p>\n

Bob<\/a>:
Blog post — if none of us read you, would you still be here?<\/span><\/p>\n

Splotchy promises to not let me wink out of existence, as long as I am a good little Blog Post.<\/p>\n

Flannery Alden<\/a>:
What do you and the other posts like to talk about when Splotchy logs out?<\/span><\/p>\n

Mostly smack talk and recipe-swapping.<\/p>\n

Comrade Kevin<\/a>:
If you were a primary color, would you declare war on all the other primary colors?<\/span><\/p>\n

No, but the tertiary colors would be wise to duck and cover.<\/p>\n

Puddy<\/a>:
Boxers of briefs?<\/span><\/p>\n

Boxers AND Briefs — BEHOLD!<\/a><\/p>\n

Barbara<\/a>
Who would win in a mud wrestling fight, Twitter or Facebook?<\/span><\/p>\n

Twitter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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