{"id":5015,"date":"2023-11-10T23:07:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-11T05:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=5015"},"modified":"2023-11-10T23:07:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-11T05:07:57","slug":"demolition-derby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2023\/11\/demolition-derby\/","title":{"rendered":"Demolition Derby"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;ve been to one demolition derby in my life.  I was probably ten or younger.  It was near the home of my maternal grandparents in Mt. Carmel, IL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I went with my Uncle Bob.  When you&#8217;re a kid, or least when I was a kid, you can be pretty dumb and oblivious to how adults act.  I didn&#8217;t see him that much, but I feel like I did get a sense of him. 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I miss you, Bob. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\"  id=\"_ytid_17954\"  width=\"474\" height=\"267\"  data-origwidth=\"474\" data-origheight=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ouV-6Ogxe64?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;disablekb=0&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been to one demolition derby in my life. 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