{"id":572,"date":"2009-01-08T15:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T15:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=572"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:37:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:37:37","slug":"health-report-week-something-or-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/health-report-week-something-or-other\/","title":{"rendered":"Health Report, Week Something-Or-Other"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, here is one of the things that has been occupying my time.<\/p>\n<p>I have been working out a few times a week at our local YMCA.<br \/>I have been doing this for a few months.<\/p>\n<p>I started on a recumbent exercise bike.  Why a recumbent bike?  Don&#8217;t I look like a tool riding a recumbent exercise bike?  Yes, of course I do.  I did try riding a normal exercise bike, but I was left with a strange vibrating sensation in my naughty bits that I do not care to repeat.<\/p>\n<p>I have also been using the elliptical machine.  While exercising, I have been listening to high energy rock &#8216;n roll, only dimly aware of how ridiculous a 38 year old man singing along to the Kaiser Chiefs while pseudo-running on an oversized machine truly looks.<\/p>\n<p>This past week I have started working on my arms on various weight machines.<\/p>\n<p>Next Monday I meet with a &#8220;fitness coach&#8221;.  I am doing this mostly so I can get an account on the various weight machines, so I can track my progress.<\/p>\n<p>At a doctor&#8217;s appointment last year, if I remember correctly, I think I weighed 245 pounds.  When I weighed myself this past Sunday I was down to 217 pounds.  I have lost my love handles and most of my gut.  Unfortunately, my pants are very loose, and I think there is a 65% probability they will spontaneously drop to my feet in the near future.<\/p>\n<p>I feel good exercising, and it&#8217;s nice to get away from the computer.  I know many people feel the need to exercise after the holidays.  The Y is freakin&#8217; crowded lately.<\/p>\n<p>I made a New Year&#8217;s Resolution to stop drinking soda.  Dedicated readers of this blog might remember the exciting post where I previously made the pledge to stop drinking the stuff, but after a few months I started up again (I didn&#8217;t post to document my fall off the wagon).  Anyways, I&#8217;m trying again.  It&#8217;s a lot easier this time around.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t post a lot about the mundane aspects of my life, but I figured what the hell.<\/p>\n<p>I feel healthier and I feel good about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, here is one of the things that has been occupying my time. 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