{"id":654,"date":"2008-11-06T18:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-06T18:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=654"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:38:45","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:38:45","slug":"come-on-obama-campaign-quickly-shuttered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/come-on-obama-campaign-quickly-shuttered\/","title":{"rendered":"COME ON, Obama Campaign Quickly Shuttered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy crap.<\/p>\n<p>I am just killing this COME ON, Obama campaign RIGHT NOW.<br \/>If only it were a joke to begin with.<\/p>\n<p>Damn double entendres.  Damn them to hell!<\/p>\n<p>Thank you to the <a href=\"http:\/\/imaginary-review.blogspot.com\/\">Imaginary Reviewer<\/a> for calling my attention to this before it got too out of hand.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/comeon\/obama_dontcomeon.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/comeon\/obama_dontcomeon.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a>Crikey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy crap. I am just killing this COME ON, Obama campaign RIGHT NOW.If only it were a joke to begin with. Damn double entendres. Damn them to hell! Thank you to the Imaginary Reviewer for calling my attention to this before it got too out of hand. 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