{"id":725,"date":"2008-09-26T18:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=725"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:39:52","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:39:52","slug":"may-i-borrow-your-gorilla-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/may-i-borrow-your-gorilla-costume\/","title":{"rendered":"May I Borrow Your Gorilla Costume?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, MizSplotchy <span>already<\/span> has her costume picked out for this coming Halloween.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;ll be going for a 1950&#8217;s housewifey vibe, her costume to be topped off by this little <a href=\"http:\/\/www.halloweencostumes4u.com\/prods\/rub50812.html\">mound of heaven<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/whatawig.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/whatawig.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After some soul searching, I came up with a perfect companion costume to hers &#8212; the robot monster from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/Title?0046248\">Robot Monster<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/robotmonster.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/images\/blog\/robotmonster.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My problem is that gorilla costumes are pretty damned expensive.  I can&#8217;t afford to spend a couple hundred bucks on a gorilla body, folks.  I can&#8217;t afford to rent a gorilla costume for seventy bucks, either.<\/p>\n<p>I look to you, blogosphere, for any assistance in my pursuit of 1950&#8217;s schlock!  Let me borrow your gorilla costume, okay?  I promise not to sweat in it too much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, MizSplotchy already has her costume picked out for this coming Halloween. She&#8217;ll be going for a 1950&#8217;s housewifey vibe, her costume to be topped off by this little mound of heaven. After some soul searching, I came up with a perfect companion costume to hers &#8212; the robot monster from Robot Monster! 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