{"id":726,"date":"2008-09-26T14:17:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T14:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=726"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:39:52","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:39:52","slug":"instead-of-having-a-nervous-depressed-post-about-the-economy-i-am-instead-going-to-list-a-series-of-rhyming-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/instead-of-having-a-nervous-depressed-post-about-the-economy-i-am-instead-going-to-list-a-series-of-rhyming-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Instead Of Having A Nervous, Depressed Post About The Economy, I Am Instead Going To List A Series Of Rhyming Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>01. <span>drats<\/span> (the economy is tanking) <br \/>02. (how is the ongoing financial meltdown affecting) <span>Minnesota Fats<\/span><br \/>03. (will the collapse of the US financial system somehow spur an uptick in the sale of) <span>spats<\/span><br \/>04. (an alternative to sleeping on cardboard is using discarded exercise) <span>mats<\/span><br \/>05. (what is the nutritional value of) <span>rats<\/span><br \/>06. (for that matter, what is the nutritional value of) <span>cats<\/span><br \/>07. (I&#8217;m a dummy, could someone please just explain to me all these depressing) <span>stats<\/span><br \/>08. (in addition to economic turmoil, I don&#8217;t like) <span>gnats<\/span><br \/>09. <span>bats <\/span>(are okay, though, and good for the economy)<br \/>10. (a warning to rich people, during these troubled times, refrain from wearing your customary silk) <span>cravats<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>01. drats (the economy is tanking) 02. (how is the ongoing financial meltdown affecting) Minnesota Fats03. (will the collapse of the US financial system somehow spur an uptick in the sale of) spats04. (an alternative to sleeping on cardboard is using discarded exercise) mats05. (what is the nutritional value of) rats06. 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