{"id":914,"date":"2008-06-06T19:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-06T19:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=914"},"modified":"2023-11-04T13:47:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-04T18:47:23","slug":"please-help-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/please-help-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Please Help Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nFor the purpose of telling him to go away, I’m going to try and keep President Bush in my sidebar for as long as I can stomach it (yes, you are correct, it makes absolutely no sense).<\/p>\n

I’m getting sick of seeing that same picture, so I welcome anyone who wants to doctor it.<\/p>\n

If you wish to provide me with a picture, please adhere to a few simple rules:<\/p>\n

1) Use the pic above as the starting point for your picture.
\n2) Don’t change the dimensions or size of the original pic – it has to fit in my sidebar.
\n3) Don’t obscure the yellow lettering (I don’t want people thinking I support the man, for crissakes).<\/p>\n

There are some bloggers out there who are also sporting “Go Away, Bush ” sidebar items, and I’m sure they would appreciate your contributions just as much as I.<\/p>\n

I actually have a couple doctored pics ready to go, but it won’t be enough to last me through the remainder of the Bush presidency.<\/p>\n

America needs YOUR HELP.<\/p>\n

Thank you, and God Bless The Blogosphere.<\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/p>\n

p0nk<\/a> has contributed two pictures to the Bush sidebar cause!<\/p>\n

I’m especially enamored of this one, referencing one of my favorite mugshots from The Smoking Gun<\/a>.
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Falwless<\/a> has made some solid contributions as well.
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Some Guy<\/a> has given the world this unholy union:
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Blaniage (my brother) has provided several wonderful pics, including this very disturbing one (Bush without pancake makeup!):
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Another unholy union! This time Cheney and Condi get some face time, thanks to DGuzman<\/a>:
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Tim<\/a> has joined the fray:
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As has Jess<\/a>!
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Ed<\/a> has joined the “Go Away, Bush” Army!
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Manx<\/a> has provided some “Go Away, Bush” goodness:
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Blaniage has provided several more wonderful pics, including a mashup of my adopted actor’s<\/a> breakout role from The Warriors (this explains Bush’s foreign policy quite well, I think):
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Germaine Gregarious<\/a> has given us someone I can tumble for — Boy George Bush!
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Beckeye<\/a> submitted this well-crafted addition:
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Another stellar contribution from Germaine Gregarious<\/a>:
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Gifted Typist has found this exciting new species:<\/p>\n

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More goodness from Beckeye<\/a>:
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One final pic from my brother::
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Thank you Beckeye<\/a> for Cletus Bush!
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You may or may not have noticed, but I’m updating the bottom of the Go Away, Bush<\/a> page with any contributions I get.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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