{"id":949,"date":"2008-05-20T23:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-20T23:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=949"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:41:41","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:41:41","slug":"the-cherry-pie-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/the-cherry-pie-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cherry Pie Guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, MizSplotchy and I are flipping channels a month or so ago, &#8217;cause there&#8217;s nothing on the TV.<\/p>\n<p>We come across a VH1 documentary series on heavy metal, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0840405\/\">Heavy: The Story Of Metal<\/a> &#8212; the chapter we saw was focusing a lot on the hair metal bands of the 80&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>We didn&#8217;t know what we had lucked into.  There was a rant by Warrant&#8217;s lead singer Jani Lane about the misery rained down on him from writing the song &#8220;Cherry Pie&#8221;, which was one of the funniest things I have seen in recent memory.<\/p>\n<p>MizSplotchy was wandering the Internets today and found the Jani Lane clip from the show, so I can now present it to you in all its glory.<\/p>\n<p><span>Jani Lane &#8211; The Cherry Pie Guy<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, MizSplotchy and I are flipping channels a month or so ago, &#8217;cause there&#8217;s nothing on the TV. We come across a VH1 documentary series on heavy metal, Heavy: The Story Of Metal &#8212; the chapter we saw was focusing a lot on the hair metal bands of the 80&#8217;s. 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