{"id":997,"date":"2008-04-28T18:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T18:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/?p=997"},"modified":"2013-05-04T01:42:20","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:42:20","slug":"attention-david-patrick-kelly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isplotchy.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/attention-david-patrick-kelly\/","title":{"rendered":"Attention: David Patrick Kelly"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So, I bought two tickets to the Feelies’ July 1st show at the Hoboken, NJ bar Maxwell’s<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Both the July 1st and 2nd shows are sold out.<\/p>\n

I was picking up the extra ticket for MizSplotchy. I had hoped my folks would have been able to babysit our three chilluns so we could jet up to Jersey for a couple days (they had been very gracious to take care of our kids during our trip to San Diego<\/a> last fall).<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, they have prior plans. Hey, I realize that’s a lot to ask of my folks, particularly with such short notice, but my desire to see the Feelies has blotted out my sensitivity to others’ schedules, emotions and plans.<\/p>\n

Anyways, unless something unforeseen happens, chances are I’m going to be headed to Maxwell’s by myself. But, I will have an extra ticket that is already paid for.<\/p>\n

David Patrick Kelly, my adopted actor<\/a>, if you want to see a sold-out live show for the low cost of nothing, I have a ticket for you. I am serious. You don’t have to hang out with me or anything, just take the ticket with my compliments.<\/p>\n

Hey, I’m not creepy or anything. I’m just a faceless person on the Internet offering you something. And what could go wrong with that?<\/p>\n

Send me an email on the address listed on my profile<\/a> if you are interested. I am fully licensed, bonded and insured to see concerts in the Tri-State area.<\/p>\n

Love,<\/p>\n

Splotchy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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