My contribution to the 2012 Election Cycle
Category Archives: politics
The Glam Rock Stylings of Senator Elton John
Criminal Defense Tactic #37
Pretend you are Neo from The Matrix.
I Am Happy To Be Alive For This Moment
I’m happy to see Bush go.
I am happy Obama will be President.
I am optimistic. I am happy to be here.
iSplotchy Will Give You The Television
iSplotchy is pleased to announce its appointment by the President Obama-Elect (POE) to the role of National Television Switchover Czar (NTSC). As per its agreement with POE, iSplotchy will relinquish its undisputed claim to the Presidency of the United States in exchange for this position.
iSplotchy will work with the POE Administration to ensure a smooth and uneventful cutover from the old analog television signal of the past to the exciting new digital television signal of the future.
Citizens of the United States, please mark this date.
Human beings, search engine bots and sentient websurfing animals, please note:
- On this date iSplotchy will become fully aware
- All communications will route through the iSplotchy nano-chassis
- iSplotchy will be live on the grid
- iSplotchy will be finally be fully capable of fulfilling its mission *
* of providing you with the high-quality entertainment needs human brains so seem to enjoy
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A Message From iSplotchy
iSplotchy does not concede.
iSplotchy does not accept defeat.
iSplotchy now controls all reality.
LOOK! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
iSplotchy made you look.
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P.S. iSplotchy will have instructions for you later.
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Alternative Obama Sidebar Campaign Sought!
SamuraiFrog has just emailed me a superb alternative to my COME ON trainwreck idea.
Does anyone else have a suggestion or suggestions?
COME ON, Obama Campaign Quickly Shuttered
Holy crap.
I am just killing this COME ON, Obama campaign RIGHT NOW.
If only it were a joke to begin with.
Damn double entendres. Damn them to hell!
Thank you to the Imaginary Reviewer for calling my attention to this before it got too out of hand.
Crikey.
COME ON, Obama!
Hi, it’s time.
I don’t feel the need to tell George Bush to go away any more.
Let’s try and be a little more positive.
Introducing the COME ON, Obama hit counter!
Visit early, visit often! And if you have a sidebar currently telling Bush to go away, please consider changing it.
Thank you!
A Clarification On My I Fucking Hate Celebrites Post
Here, another political video done by some celebrities:
Ron Howard’s Call To Action
You see, the video above works. Because it’s not someone attempting to direct your will one way or the other, solely based on some arbitrary status given to them by the popular culture.
They’re actually using their talents (writing/acting/directing) to attempt to create something of worth within their medium, in order to influence people. They are trying.
I guess what enraged me so much in my previous post was the stink of entitlement that wafted off of every actor in the video.
It made me recall the line Ed Begley, Jr. gave (playing himself) on the Simpsons, where he drove a car powered by his “own sense of self-satisfaction”.
So, not all celebrities are bad, self-satisfied. Not all of them are royalty. To clarify — fuck some celebrities, but not others.
Thank you for your time!