Baklava, The Phenomenal Cat

Hi, here’s another update on my brother’s progress at World of Warcraft (WoW).

I must apologize to all the Mazgul fans out there. My brother has stopped playing him, instead focussing on developing the wily Night Elf Druid Baklava.

Baklava is now Level 24! He is able to shift into two additional animal forms. He can now transform into a sabretooth tiger-like cat, which currently is his best mode of delivering damage in hand-to-hand (claw-to-claw?) combat.

The cat also has the ability of becoming partially invisible (I think he called it “cloaking”), though if a character or monster is enough levels higher than Baklava, the cloaking doesn’t work very well.

Baklava has also completed a quest which now gives him a “water form”, basically an overweight seal. I guess it makes it easier for him to swim in water, or makes him cuter to attacking monsters, I don’t know exactly.

Baklava is now a member of a guild called “Legionofdragons”. The other guild members are much higher level than Baklava, but he’s trying to advance himself.

A guild in WoW can have its own bank within the game. Guild members can deposit and withdraw items from their bank. Baklava has been able to upgrade his gear by picking out items from the guild bank.

My brother thinks that Baklava may be gay, as he is obsessed with finding clothing patterns he can use to stitch together pieces of leather into wearable items, using his increasingly honed leathermaking skills. Plus, the last two things he withdrew from the guild bank were dark leggings and a lustrous pearl. What’s next, a Judy Garland album?

Baklava is nearing 200 points in his cooking skill, which is apparently equivalent to a sous chef at a mid-priced fancy restaurant. A few more points and he will be able to make spider sausage. That last sentence wasn’t a joke. He really does need a few points before he can make spider sausage.

Okay, now a few more pictures. You can click on them to get larger versions of the images. I’m sorry, but I am most likely going to discontinue the tradition of including a gratuitous photo of female night elf cheesecake.

Baklava as cat, with a classy NPC female night elf sentry.

Baklava as cat, cloaked. If you look closely, you can see his eyes and fangs to the right of another classy female night elf sentry.

Baklava from the rear, in his fat-assed “water-form”. In the distance, some svelte female night elf sentries.

UPDATE: My brother sent me one more picture.

Baklava trudging by some fetching female night elves. This picture reminds me very much of Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver. If Baklava gets a mohawk, I would probably steer clear of him.

This Story Is A Virus

This has probably been done before, but that is not stopping me, oh no.

Here’s what I would like to do. I want to create a story that branches out in a variety of different, unexpected ways. I don’t know how realistic it is, but that’s what I’m aiming for. Hopefully, at least one thread of the story can make a decent number of hops before it dies out.

If you are one of the carriers of this story virus (i.e. you have been tagged and choose to contribute to it), you will have one responsibility, in addition to contributing your own piece of the story: you will have to tag at least one person that continues your story thread. So, say you tag five people. If four people decide to not participate, it’s okay, as long as the fifth one does. And if all five participate, well that’s five interesting threads the story spins off into.

Not a requirement, but something your readers would appreciate: to help people trace your own particular thread of the narrative, it will be helpful if you include links to the chapters preceding yours.

There always has to be a start of a story, so here it is.

***

I woke up hungry. I pulled my bedroom curtain to the side and looked out on a hazy morning. I dragged myself into the kitchen, in search of something to eat. I reached for a jar of applesauce sitting next to the sink, and found it very cold to the touch. I opened the jar and realized it was frozen.

***

Please continue this story virus.

I tag:

Johnny Yen
SamuraiFrog
Doc
Freida Bee
Sleestak
FranIAm

UPDATE:
Okay, inspired by FranIAm, and to sweeten the deal for the people tagged above, for any who continue this story, you will get a genuine Splotchy doodle drawn from a doodle idea you supply.

Just leave a comment with your doodle idea after you have posted your propagation of the story virus on your own blog.

How Far Does This Insidious Jingle Reach?

Please add a comment to this post, indicating

1. Do you know how to complete the number below?
2. Your location (State, if in the US, or Country)

588-2300

P.S. If you give away the completed phrase in a comment, I’ll delete it, and then I’ll find you and shoot you in the ankle with a squirt gun filled with cat urine.

UPDATE:

I decided not to delete the comments of the people who revealed the end of this phrase, but I’m still going ahead with the spraying of their ankles with cat urine.

I Saw Her At The Anti-War Demonstration

FranIAm sorta tagged me with this.

So I sorta did it. My music player was all nice to me for the most part, but it occasionally got a little hurtful towards me. Bad, bad music player.

Here’s the rules I followed, and follow them I did. Yes, there is a Lindsay Lohan song on my iPod (thank you, J.D.!)

1. Put your music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT(this is in capital letters, so it is very serious).

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY? Atras Do Trio Electrico – Caetano Veloso

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Wackity Schmackity Doo! – Patton Oswalt

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Opi Rides Again – Camper Van Beethoven

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Pride – The Red Krayola

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE? Nebraska – Bruce Springsteen

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Yummy Yummy Yummy – Ohio Express

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Ooh Poo Pah Doo – Wilson Pickett

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? Frankie And Johnny – Lindsay Lohan

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Judy Is A Punk – The Ramones

10. WHAT IS 2+2? Boa Constrictor – The Magnetic Fields

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Hell Hole – Spinal Tap

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Crap Hands (Bonus Japan Track) – Beck

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Grammy Awards – Todd Barry

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Australia – The Kinks

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? I’ve Been Tired – The Pixies

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Captain Lou – NRBQ

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Quick Draw – Bo Diddley

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Midnight Man – Aalon

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? South African Man – Bohannon

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Sleeper – The Trashmen

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Sir Duke – Stevie Wonder

22. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS? I Saw Her At The Anti-War Demonstration – Jens Lekman

Thought I’d dig up the Jens Lekman song on the YouTube.

Here’s a live performance from Bloomington, IN.

This is kinda nice, too. It’s a little awkward, but according to the person who posted the video, it’s apparently from a performance he did in someone’s home in the Logan Square neighborhood of Chicago, just a month ago.

Cheers!

jung vf fcybgpul?